The holidays are upon us. For weeks we have been shopping, making plans with loved ones, decorating our homes, and baking. While we have been frosting cookies and sending off cards, wrapping packages and singing carols, many of us have forgotten to reflect upon the most important activities of this sacred season.
Go to your crawl space, get your aluminum pole and join @Mayor_of_Twtr and @Clusterfarce this Friday, December 18 from 8:30 until we’re done at The Blue Fox for some karaoke in preparation for December 23 — also known as FESTIVUS.
You can speak frankly about each other’s karaoke performance to practice for:
THE AIRING OF GRIEVANCES
Challenge someone to a fight in preparation for:
THE FEATS OF STRENGTH
Join us Friday, December 18 from 8:30 until we’re done at The Blue Fox for what promises to be an interesting evening! Just remember, the celebration isn’t over until the Head of Household is wrestled to the floor and pinned!
(Illustrations from www.festivusbook.com)
@jmproffitt
smiller
MayorRachel
@Valette
Dean
Dooooooooood…gonna be teh FUN
Hells to the yeahs!
I’ve been following your list since I learned I’d be spending the holidays in Anchorage. I may have to check out an official Alaska Tweetup.
Matt- We’d love to have you join us!
I’ll be there! And I’m pretty sure Malinda is coming with.
ZOMG WHAT FUN IT WAS TO RIDE TEH KARAOKE SLEIGH!